Autumn. . .
Welcome to Planet Earth.
The indigenous
species of this planet (humans) all love to have sex, and not just
for "pro-creation" related purposes.
The female life forms
is insatiably attracted to the sexual organ of the male life forms,
and the male life forms is also insatiably attracted to the sexual
organ of the female life form. However, the males demonstrate
this more readily than the females. While there are females who
will demonstrate this. . .they are highly outnumbered by the many who
will not.
Both life forms share insecurities about their sex
organs through idealogies and concepts created by the life forms
themselves interestingly enough. Strange species these are. . .
In any case, if you plan to stay on the planet for awhile,
and perhaps engage in sexual intercourse with one of the local life
forms, be sure to let the one you choose know that what their sex
organ looks like is irrelevant, it's how well they USE the organ for
their own pleasure, as well as that of their other sexual partners.
Ironically, you'll have a tougher time with the female
species since they seem to think that it is not "right" to engage in
this mutually pleasurable act as frequently as possible, with as many
partners as possible. The males on the other hand are not as
discriminatory, so in that case it is probably preferable to go to
the planet in the form of one of their local female life forms, but
if you like a "challenge" or "chase", you should consider going as a
"male" of their species.
In any case, this planet is
probably one you'll enjoy visiting, just prepare for a "bumpy" ride.
=0)
- Signed, The Universe